How many MLM pyramid scheme bossgirls have contacted you this year? What’s your favorite answer to them?

It’s a good question. How many “chuggas” you are supposed to say before “choo choo”? Please let us know in the comment section below.

Don’t you just love that Microsoft Word has survived as a leading document editing app since 1997 or whatever despite being a total shitshow?

When it comes to preparing chicken, honesty is the best approach. For maximum flavor, the chicken must be aware of its’ fate. Also check out these delicious homemade cat recipes.

Trump – Harris debate was very entertaining to watch, so we summed up it in a nutshell here. For more memes from the presidential debate here.

If a police officer ever stops you and asks: “Anything in the car I should know about?” just answer as shown here. It will save you lots of time and trouble.

Because who wouldn’t want a vehicle that looks like it escaped from a 90s video game and breaks down every 10 miles? Only galaxy brain genius Elon Musk could make something so brilliant!

The author of these two-panel comics Anton Gudim is a master of absurdity, irony, and dark humor. His illustrations perfectly capture the ridiculousness of our modern society and make fun of something that we’ve accepted as normal. Scroll down to see some of his best “YES, BUT” comics and check out Anton’s book Everyday Absurdities on Amazon!

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Airplane! (1980) is a classic American comedy that became widely known for its slapstick humor, parodies, and absurd one-liners. You should check it out, it’s brilliant.

Five Funny Facts That Are Actually True – World is a crazy and interesting place. These facts sound fake, but are really true.

The Weird World of Competitive Dog Grooming – Feast your eyes on the most outlandish pooches you are ever likely to spot courtesy of America’s most extreme dog grooming competitions. Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to own pets.

20 Memes That Totally Describe You in A Relationship – Have you ever seen a meme about relationships that made you laugh because it was so you? These will surely do.

Influencer With Giant Cheekbones – Are you ready for a proper freakshow? Check out this crazy woman!

Ever Wondered Why Bikers Need Helmets? – Surely, to protect their heads in case of a fall. But that’s not the only reason…

People In Medieval Art Getting Murdered And Who Just Don’t Give A Damn – They just don’t care. They are completely ok with dying.

Funny Introvert Memes That Are Totally Relatable – Extroverts have no idea how we introverts struggle daily.

Existential Crisis Duck Night Light – This duck has given a lot of thought to the purpose of life, wondering if a duck can do something more than just quack and stuff its face with breadcrumbs. Is that’s all there is to life? It’s a feeling many of us can relate to.

The Funniest Four-Panel Comics by The Crowbar Comics – The author of “The Crowbar Comics” (whoever he is) possesses a knack for transforming ordinary moments into funny comics.

8 Funny Horror Books – Ready to laugh yourself to death? These books will deliver ear-splitting screams and side-splitting laughter.

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Why you should marry? Because it’s extremely helpful when you don’t know what you are thinking. Your wife will always help you out by telling exactly what you are thinking.

Police officers don’t give a damn who you know. Don’t try to intimidate them with your fancy contacts. It will only make you look stupid.

If the lords had more gold, then the peasants would too, it’s common sense. If you do not agree, you are just a dumb liberal. Well, are you?

She’s not lying, everything is indeed on track in her life, however the track is a almost completely destroyed and definitely unusable. Just like her (and your) life.

Men are like GPS systems – give us clear directions, or we’ll confidently lead you to the middle of nowhere, proclaiming, “You have reached your destination!” If you want us to buy ketchup, just say so. No need to use confusing language.